Impulse Saucer Launcher
We could make up some totally absurd story about the Aliens from another galaxy that brought these things here and had them made in Taiwan. Of course you would not beleive that for a moment. But it really happened. There was this group of Outerspace guys, cruzing the cosmos when they happened to stumble on our planet in 1947. They decided that they would try out this new weapon. Much to the surprise of all when they shot it nothing came out except little soft foam disks. At first they were really upset. So they went and got a target drone and tried to shoot it down. Still no soap. The saucer launcher just did not do the job. They had decided that they would try and shoot the drone down some where in New Mexico, just outside of Roswell. This gun finally shot one of its harmless foam disks into the air intake of the drone and it crashed into the side of a hill. It made a really big bang and sort of lit up the sky. Seeing as how this was thier last drone they decided that it might make some sense to see if the local life forms could help them repair it. So they waited for a few hours and a host of people showed up.
They were taken in big trucks to this large hangar, above the door it said Hangar 84. The general who was in charge played with the gun and liked it so much that he argeed to help them fix the old drone ship. Fix it they did and the general let them go back to the mother ship and leave. The Aliens said that they thought the gun was probably a good toy and that the general should have it made and sell them.
Well the general died before he got a chance to do that and the plans were lost deep inside the GAO in Washington DC for almost 40 years. The plans were found by Stanley Nerdly, who took them to Taiwan and had this very nice toy factory reproduce them for the enjoyment of all of his computer friends. They played with them and had great fun blasting each other to the far ends of the cosmos, or at least thats what they said they were doing.
Now after all this time, you can have one of the real life alien re-creations. They only cost $14.95 plus shipping and handling and they are just too much fun. They are great for pet training. You can train your pet cat, dog, hampster, gorilla, snake, tennis shoe to fetch these little foam disks so that you don't have to chase them down, bendover and pick them up. These little disks go about 20 feet and they fly like little flying saucers, hence the name saucer launcher.
A final note of importance. If on the rare chance that you are planning to leave the planet, we suggest that you do not bring the saucer launcher with you as this device was intended to be a very powerfull weapon. The fact that here on planet earth they shoot soft little foam disks should not be considered the final chapter. You see once in space in zero gravity these little foam disks turn into evil........
Saucer Launcer only $14.95. Plus $4.00 for Shipping and Handling.
